On his sweet new tenured gig at Middlebury College, situated in a scenic Vermont hamlet where chain stores and billboards are forbidden, and the locals ensure a bountiful harvest by ritual stoning of the weak and unpopular.
He assures me that moving to the east coast will mean MORE VISITS , demonstrating the sort of slippery logical prowess that gets you to the top of the academic heap.
He also says that tenure is a synonym for teaching class in a loincloth, so I'm looking forward to students posting cell phone videos of his lectures on the internets.
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I wonder if I can wrangle a day trip to New York out of him.
woody you can wrangle anything you want from me - that said NY is 6 hours away. A day trip to Boston or Montreal is more likely...
How far away is Salem?
Congrats again on the position!
150 miles or so
big fan of jason mittell who is there in the film studies program. congrats bobo - though i don't know you i feel like i do thru stevie. james paasche
ok, but does TENURE mean that he can get away with hiding a server box in his office for AKshown? The fabled rebirth of South, or rather EAST?
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