4.27.2009

I'm hip and modern, dammit!

In an effort to stay relevant for the youth of today I present a site with funny text messages!

Some of which are very funny indeed, to wit:

(214): Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.

(512): uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.

(301): Bea Arthur died yesterday
(240): You shut your stupid mouth
(301): Betty White is next, I just know it.
(240): Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.




Hip Bax, artist's conception

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