7.18.2011

True Customer Tales: Fifty Cents

Liquored up ex-con looking dude with a small rolling suitase.


Sir, I need fifty cents for the bus, I need to get to Santa Maria and see my aunt. But I tried to get on the bus and they wouldn't let me slide, they said I need fifty cents. I need to get out of this town, I got beaten up the other night and robbed. The bus wouldn't let me slide, I need fifty cents, I'm trying to get to Santa Maria.


This is the condensed version.

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