True Customer Tales: Thrift Store Edition

Was poking around for books this morning with Fuss and overheard this conversation between an older couple and the cashier. They were discussing the merits of cast iron pans and it took a turn for the culinary.

older guy: well, I remember when we'd fry up four pounds of bacon and baste the eggs in the grease...because we didn't know any better!


older gal, wistfully: Yes....wasn't that great?

Fuss became enamored of a large plastic castle that emitted a wide range of unpleasant sounds depending on which button you pressed.
It's still there, if anyone wants a headache for cheap!