4.11.2011

True Customer Tales: Scat

Got a call from a gal looking for 'Clean diet' books and headed over to the health & nutrition section, which is tucked away in a narrow alcove along the back wall.

I rounded the corner and beheld a veritable blast crater of debris plastered across the rug;

sugar packets, loose sheets of binder paper, grubby, well handled business cards, Taco Bell hot sauce, clipped store coupons, string, bottlecaps, cellophane wrapped hard candies, loose breath mints, and a plethora of other bits and bobs.


It looked like a bird went through a jet engine intake with the engine expelling not feathers, but garbage.


The prevalence of loose binder paper points to Randy as the culprit...

1 comment:

Dr. said...

Randy likes to party!