True Customer Tales: Mangling Tolstoy

gal with Anna Wintour haircut and sunglasses: Do you have Ananana Kirina? By Tolstoy, or somebody?

gal's friend, hissing: It's Ananana KAR-IN-IN-AH.

Anna Wintour clone: Kirnia, Kir-in-in-ah, whatever! Have you got it?