*skinny guy in bike shorts comes up with two books, The Crossing by Cormac McCarthy and The Drawing of the Three by Stephen King*
Guy: Uh hey, which of these books should I get?
Me: Depends on what you want.
Guy, puzzled: Well I'm not sure what I want.
Me, noncommittally: MMmmm.
*guy ponders, weighing a book in each hand and sighing loudly*
Guy: Well, this one's bigger (holding up The Drawing of the Three)....I guess I'll get this one!
Me: A fine choice.
3 comments:
The wolves of Calla was the only good book in that whole series!
If only you'd been here to guide him!
Had my fill of crazies this week in Portland, they seem to have a monopoly on them up there.
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