phone rings, I answer.
It's a nebbishy sounding fellow speaking in a high, whispery voice.
guy: You have bees swarming over your roof.
me: *pause* Huh...I hadn't noticed.
guy: I called the fire department this weekend. They said there hadn't been any complaints.
me: Well, I haven't noticed any bees.
guy: *long silence* Oh.
me: Is there a book question I can help you with?
guy: Uh....no?
me: Okay, goodbye then.
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