8.09.2010

social networking

A thought for self-hating fatties on Facebook and other social networking sites-

Instead of contriving some tortured camera angle for your portrait (which does nothing but highlight the fact that you're fat and desperately self conscious about it), just work over a regular pic with Photoshop.

Voila, you're 40lbs lighter and none of your internet friends is any the wiser!

2 comments:

Meg Nilson said...

I like to leave the unflattering fat pictures and make witty and self deprecating comments. That makes everything ok right? double chins are always good for a laugh.

baxie said...

it's like the dudes who used to troll our smut section before everyone had the internet. The ones who crept around the edge of the store pretending they were browsing the stock and then SOMEHOW omg ended up looking at porn ten minutes later and who would flee the section if anyone else got within 20 feet were just embarrassing themselves.
The ones who walked straight up and checked out the nudes and didn't give a shit who was looking were way better off.