Dirty Bunny Ear Guy was browsing the .25 cent rack when the weird born-again dude I kicked out for trying to shoplift a few months back rolled up on him.
Evangelical Shoplifter: Hey I see you on my bus all the time!
Dirty Bunny Ear Guy: Oh yah?
Evangelical Shoplifter: Do you listen to country music?
Dirty Bunny Ear Guy: All kinds, all kinds.
(customer comes up with a book and I miss some crosstalk)
Dirty Bunny Ear Guy: Hey, why are you asking all these questions?
Evangelical Shoplifter: Uh...
Dirty Bunny Ear Guy: Are you doing police work?
Evangelical Shoplifter: No, not right now I'm not.
Dirty Bunny Ear Guy, leaving cart and entering store: Good, cause I hate cops!
2 comments:
im with bunny ear guy, ever since the bastards gave me a $175 ticket for "no front license plate"
I've never had a front licence plate and nobody says BOO to me.
Hooray for old diesels!
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