True Customer Tales

people who yell into their cell phone edition:

I'm never going to another movie with you, you just took off, I bought the ticket and you just took off. I wasted money on a ticket.
You saw me...you're a liar, you stopped and looked at me...you looked at me twice and then walked away. I told you to stay on the bench, LIAR. Well I'm at the car. I'm never seeing another movie with you. Goodbye.