This morning's learned debate:
me: *takes plastic bag full of empty candy wrappers away from baby*
fuss: WAAAAAAAH!
wife: oh just let him play with it!
me: Plastic bags are dangerous.
wife: it's not one of those kinds of plastic bags!
me: it's a plastic bag! it's garbage! He's got plenty of toys, he doesn't need to play with garbage!
wife: Oh shut UP! you are SUCH an asshole!
fuss: *finds bird mask on floor, runs off toward the bedroom laughing*
scene.
4 comments:
god steve, why are you such a poop?
i DON'T remember it thisa way?
Hard for me to picture it going down like that . . .
All dialog was transcribed verbatim!
I've gotten lots of practice with True Customer Tales.
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