in which we narrowly avoid being held hostage

By serial bank robber The Mutton Chop Bandit

Just before 3:00 p.m. this afternoon in downtown San Luis Obispo, a man wearing fake sideburns and a fake goatee calmly robbed a bank.

"He's around here somewhere," said one Central Coast resident, Lee Anderson.

This happened literally seconds after we made a deposit and left the bank.