9.04.2007

one for the road

to keep the baxblog fresh in your minds while I traipse carefreely through the forest trailing clouds of anthropomorphic butterflies and hummingbirds, I give you what must be the greatest metal album of all time.

I've never heard a single note of their sonic stylings, yet I am wholly confident of the accuracy of my bold claim.

Magnificent title aside, consider these signature tunes:

Blond Hair And Bitch!
Sexual Alcohol Metal
Drink Till Death


Truly, here is a band that strips away the fanciful civilized veneer of metal, exposing its pulsing, venous obsidian bedrock to public scrutiny.

To set in stone the terrible reality of my proclomation, let me introduce Zombie Attack on drums, Satanik Nuclear War and Alcoholocaust on guitar and the dainty Princess Fist Fuck on bass.


Whoever gazes upon this Stygian collection of talent without being drawn in to the Black Hole of Rock it represents, leave this blog and never return.
You are dead to me!

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