9.06.2005

Star Wars Episode 7 Script

There's a plot synopsis making the rounds.

I'll save you all eyestrain with my summary of the Star Wars Episode 7 screenplay:




George Lucas shits in a bucket then smears it over 327 sheets of blank paper.


THE END.



*wild applause, hundreds of millions in box office recipts and shrill cries from the peanut gallery about how it's better than The Empire Strikes Back*

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