6.21.2011

True Customer Tales: Seuss

I just said "no" to a bunch of girls who wanted me to read them a Dr. Seuss book for their YMCA scavenger hunt.


Does this mean I'm going to hell?

2 comments:

Meg Nilson said...

those assholes are always coming in to the palm and asking if I know where the firefly is or whatever incomprehensible horseshit they are supposed to find on their hunt. Anyone over the age of 10 that is doing a scavenger hunt should be given a stern talking to.

baxie said...

Next time I'll turn away for a second, slip into my Beetlejuice mask and then flip back around while screaming "CAN'T YOU SEE I'M WORKING!!!" in my best deranged Gene Wilder voice.