And old man of some unknown Mediterranean extraction with a fairly thick accent came up with a book from the quarter cart.
me: that's twenty seven cents.
guy: You want cash, Euros, money, dollars, what?
me: cash is fine, thanks.
guy, digging change out: okay, okay, here it is.
me: would you like a bag?
guy: Sure, yes! In case I VOMIT IN THE STREET, it will keep the book clean!
me: *rings up sale*
guy: Keep the change! You can have it! Wait, let me flip- I'll flip for it! *flips coin onto counter* HEADS! You keep the change!
me: okay- have a good day.
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