This Week's Winning Tumblr: Game of Thrones Re-imagined

by someone who's never seen an episode or read the books.

KING ROBERT BARATHEON: Eddard, I am a king. I have forgotten my name and most plot points, as there are many plot points.

Prince Viserys Taragaryen rapes some nymphs while sharpening a sword on his sister’s demon-boob.

LORD PATYR “LITTLEFINGER” BAELISH: This is a sword, and what is a sword but a metal dragon that is shaped like a sword?

Tremendously funny.