two girls at the counter, one monologing the other.
girl 1: So the dog like runs into the hot pools, right? But the owner, he runs in after the dog.
girl 2: So they're both like dead, right?
girl 1: Well, mostly. The dog is totally dead, but the guy they pull him out? And he's almost alive, but its like his whole outer body was burned to nearly to death? And his last words were, "that was stupid".
girl 2: wow.
girl 1, as they walk out the door: And his eyes were, like, white...because they'd been STEAMED.
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