7.20.2009

true customer tales

older lady, on phone:
Are you a religious bookstore?

me:
No.

Lady:
Oh good, then I can ask you this question!
Do you have any...naughty limericks?



Alas, we did not.

1 comment:

Black Pit of Lag said...

Surely you have the man from Nantucket someplace in the stacks.