Attention NERD BOYS:
You can get away with an ill-fitting naval orange V-neck tee shirt.
You can get away with a patchy, neo-homeless adolescent beard.
You can get away with a greasy mop of unwashed hair that looks like you cut it with your eyes closed using pinking shears.
You can get away with oversized Buddy Holly glasses that look like they came from a novelty shop.
You can even get away with dirty Muffin Top jeans that accentuate your jelly-roll midriff.
You CANNOT get away with all of them at once.
1 comment:
I feel as though I might be guilty of a few of these, but thankfully not V neck or the Muffin Tops.
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