4.14.2009

True Customer Tales

a 60-ish woman with stringy grey hair and a dingy overcoat covering a navy blue pantsuit, looking equal parts confused and worried wanders in, pauses by the sale cart and expels three long, wet, explosive farts, accompanied by a quizzical expression, stands there looking thoughtful for a minute, then wanders back out.



Hey, thanks!

2 comments:

Dread said...

A metaphor for your blogging perhaps?

baxie said...

I am many things, but never confused!