3.12.2009

this morning's discussion

the wife: You're just trying to provoke me!

me: Well, you're the one making up all these rules.

the wife: What rules, 'don't rub your foot long toenail on me'?

fuss: (shrieks with merriment)

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Gross.

And here's to rules:

Rub only soft things on soft things (with one exception there).
Always listen to the wife.
Don't ever provoke the wife.
Limit toenails to one-half foot!

baxie said...

It was sheer persecution, there wasn't even any 'rubbing' going on, it was incidental contact!

Although I admit the offending nail was slightly outsized.