5:30-ish, still dark and raining like a bastard.
First he climbed on the pillow I was using to shield my head and wrapped himself around both like a starfish.
When that didn't rouse me, he dragged off the pillow and started wailing on my cheek;
SMACK
SMACK
SMACK
SMACK
gurgling happily all the while.
Then the wife burst out laughing.
3 comments:
Rude, but cute.
I will have my revenge when he begs for a new video game and i go like this:
BWAAAAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH....askyermother.
Fusshugger. Like a facehugger but substitutes attention getting for parasitic procreating.
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