I don't care how much of a hopless, dice-hugging geek you are......
You should NEVER combine a black derby with a ponytail you've turned into a string of ben wah balls with multiple elasic bands and one of those wispy not-quite-a-goatees.
I had some retardedly nerdly looks going in my youth (including anarchonritic hat, but not a derby or greek fisherman's cap thank god) but this guy takes the cake.
I will STILL take him over the portly middle-aged guy looking for the Time-Life series on the west who looked normal enough but smelled like he caught fire this morning and put it out with a bottle of cologne.
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