A mother pushing a stroller comes in, an overweight matronly bottle redhead in acid washed jeans and a staid white blouse.
woman:
Where's your section for *mutters something I don't quite catch*
me:
Pardon me? What were you looking for?
woman:
(more boldly) I'm looking for bondage, discipline and S&M.
me:
Ah. Right this way.
Maybe I should have warned her about the FBI's morality offensive.
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