5.07.2009
5.04.2009
5.03.2009
true customer tales
gal, to boyfriend:
and a bit later, eying a book:
You know that thing, where you're attracted to your mom.....but you're afraid of your dad? Or something?
and a bit later, eying a book:
'How Pop Culture is Making Us Smarter'? Yah RITE, what a crock!
true customer tales, SALE CART edition!
tattooed hipster type holding aloft a quarter book, incredulously:
"Paws Before Dying"? How does that even get PUBLISHED?
5.02.2009
True Customer Tales
little boy about 4 years old:
Dad can I get a skateboard?
dad:
...
boy:
Dad can I get a skateboard?
dad:
....
boy:
Dad can I get a skateboard?
dad:
come over here.
boy:
Dad can I get a skateboard?
dad:
NO.
boy:
Why?
dad:
because I said so!
boy:
Dad....can I get something else?
dad:
...
Dad can I get a skateboard?
dad:
...
boy:
Dad can I get a skateboard?
dad:
....
boy:
Dad can I get a skateboard?
dad:
come over here.
boy:
Dad can I get a skateboard?
dad:
NO.
boy:
Why?
dad:
because I said so!
boy:
Dad....can I get something else?
dad:
...
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