1.24.2009

threats of violence

The next person who asks "by author or title?" when I tell them a section is organized alphabetically is getting a karate chop to the neck.

Has ANYTHING ever been alphabetized by title?
I haven't come across it.
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5 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:53 PM

    “By color. Next.”

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  2. Good Enough Woman9:17 PM

    Moorlock stole my comment.

    "Um, I'm looking for a book. I don't remember the author or title, but I know that it's pink."

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  3. baxie12:20 PM

    you gave me Waldenbooks flashbacks with that one.

    >:

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  4. Anonymous1:24 PM

    Just respond with "By Publisher"

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  5. baxie3:26 PM

    "Here, we organize by SMELL."

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