<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035</id><updated>2012-02-02T10:14:26.349-08:00</updated><category term='Randy'/><category term='bookselling'/><category term='Documentary'/><category term='mom'/><category term='music'/><category term='Fuss'/><category term='Netflix'/><category term='True Customer Tales'/><category term='tunes'/><category term='boxing'/><category term='politics'/><title type='text'>BAXBLOG</title><subtitle type='html'>half full, half empty</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3328</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-1961705359059763174</id><published>2012-01-31T17:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-31T17:31:00.366-08:00</updated><title type='text'>books: more Amazon chicanery</title><summary type='text'>So, a new way Amazon is screwing the small seller is with their 'Fulfillment by Amazon' program, wherein participating dealers ship their stock to Amazon, transferring packing and shipping to one of their sweat shop warehouses in return for a small s&amp;h fee and a space rental fee for stock that hangs around longer than 30 days. 

It doesn't make any sense for low volume dealers who sell hand </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/1961705359059763174/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=1961705359059763174&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/1961705359059763174'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/1961705359059763174'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/books-more-amazon-chicanery.html' title='books: more Amazon chicanery'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-139919353618267583</id><published>2012-01-31T16:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-31T16:16:32.965-08:00</updated><title type='text'>books: economics of the thrift store redux</title><summary type='text'>In this post I will consider the fact that it doesn't really matter what you pay for books provided you know what you're doing.

When you're out scrounging, price is relative.  50 cents is twice as much as a quarter, but really, what's the difference?  A buck for a hardcover or two bucks, what's it matter?   But perception is king, and so the place that charges a buck for paperbacks and two for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/139919353618267583/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=139919353618267583&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/139919353618267583'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/139919353618267583'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/books-economics-of-thrift-store-redux.html' title='books: economics of the thrift store redux'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-1867069034826123612</id><published>2012-01-31T12:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-31T12:37:59.757-08:00</updated><title type='text'>books: 25 Lessons Learned From Opening a Bookstore with Annotations</title><summary type='text'>Via my pal George, a list of 25 Things I Learned From Opening A Bookstore.

Firstly, good on her for following through on the impulse to open a shop.
Countless people over the years have waxed eloquent on the theme of wishing they had my job, predominantly well turned out professional folk with expensive shoes and conservatively cut jackets.  All more in love with the perception of the job (</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/1867069034826123612/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=1867069034826123612&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/1867069034826123612'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/1867069034826123612'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/books-25-lessons-learned-from-opening.html' title='books: 25 Lessons Learned From Opening a Bookstore with Annotations'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-17683640775262586</id><published>2012-01-30T18:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-30T18:17:30.981-08:00</updated><title type='text'>True Fuss Tales:  Toddler Time</title><summary type='text'>Fuss was relaying something I'd said to Meek this morning, and it went like this:

"Dada said it would be here tomorrow, two days ago next YEAR!"

That's my boy!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/17683640775262586/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=17683640775262586&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/17683640775262586'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/17683640775262586'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/true-fuss-tales-toddler-time.html' title='True Fuss Tales:  Toddler Time'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-2888400164343977306</id><published>2012-01-30T13:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-30T13:16:20.306-08:00</updated><title type='text'>books: World's Most Inapprorpriate Gift Inscription?</title><summary type='text'>You be the judge!

Found inside a copy of Simone De Beauvoir's feminist milestone The Second Sex:


Great job on the 1st week of dieting!  You look fukin HOT!

Oh, the humanity...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/2888400164343977306/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=2888400164343977306&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/2888400164343977306'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/2888400164343977306'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/worlds-most-inapprorpriate-gift.html' title='books: World&apos;s Most Inapprorpriate Gift Inscription?'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-136932473155918995</id><published>2012-01-30T12:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-30T13:16:35.059-08:00</updated><title type='text'>books: On Ebook Plagiarism</title><summary type='text'>
Say what you will about the staid, traditional, often backwards world of publishing- the high bar for entry and entrenched editorial system make crap like this really hard to get away with.




Sharazade, who worked as a college professor, says she felt there was something odd about the ebook.
"I took a sentence from the description and put it in between quotes and dropped it into Google, and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/136932473155918995/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=136932473155918995&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/136932473155918995'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/136932473155918995'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/on-ebook-plagiarism.html' title='books: On Ebook Plagiarism'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-3169854651695787605</id><published>2012-01-29T23:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-29T23:44:21.313-08:00</updated><title type='text'>music: Guided by Voices</title><summary type='text'>Dear lord have I been horribly wrong about this band for the past two decades plus?
Because this song straight up kills.



I somehow had them lumped up with all those low-fi 90's indie mope-rockers I couldn't stand at the time and hate even more now.
Whoopsie!

Off to do more research...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/3169854651695787605/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=3169854651695787605&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/3169854651695787605'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/3169854651695787605'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/music-guided-by-voices.html' title='music: Guided by Voices'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/oev6552Oujc/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-2877557686275473223</id><published>2012-01-29T19:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-29T23:31:48.413-08:00</updated><title type='text'>true fuss tales:  Frankensteins and Mummies</title><summary type='text'>Fuss, considering the cover of my copy of Jack Vance's Ports of Call:



"Hey, dada?  Uh...dada?"  Pointing.  "Is that where Frankensteins and Mummies live?"

 "Sure, it looks like they'd like it there."

 "Uh..dada?  Are those buildings where Frankensteins and Mummies like to live?"

 "It looks like a castle, and they like castles."

 "Hmmmm." Considering.

 As I walked away, he cracked the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/2877557686275473223/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=2877557686275473223&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/2877557686275473223'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/2877557686275473223'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/true-fuss-tales-frankensteins-and.html' title='true fuss tales:  Frankensteins and Mummies'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-38IXMzn6SJY/TyYI7UG-z1I/AAAAAAAAANk/ucFAjMpNKsc/s72-c/ports.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-1731079393738754670</id><published>2012-01-29T17:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-30T13:17:25.847-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Seen About Town</title><summary type='text'>Mangy, muttering guy in filthy watch cap juggling pins beside a bicycle that looked like it was about to be carried aloft by a cluster of balloons, if you replaced the balloons &amp; string with duct tape and bulging grayish-black Hefty bags.  He was using actual, honest to God juggling pins, dingy white with jaunty red stripes around the neck like ducks. They didn't fit his mise, and were I a braver</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/1731079393738754670/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=1731079393738754670&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/1731079393738754670'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/1731079393738754670'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/seen-about-town.html' title='Seen About Town'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-6276676674419690777</id><published>2012-01-28T19:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-28T19:36:00.073-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Punk Flyers Re-imagined In The Modernist Style</title><summary type='text'>



                            

 



Or, to quote the artist,

drawing from his love of punk rock and swiss modernism, two movements that have (almost) nothing to do with one another, mike has redesigned vintage punk, hardcore, and indie rock show flyers into international typographic style posters. each design is set in berthold akzidenz grotesk medium, all lowercase.

They're SUPER NEAT, I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/6276676674419690777/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=6276676674419690777&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/6276676674419690777'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/6276676674419690777'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/punk-flyers-re-imagined-in-modernist.html' title='Punk Flyers Re-imagined In The Modernist Style'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-XHFsqiYbpJo/TySsj-WY-xI/AAAAAAAAANQ/YgvxFrxLx_U/s72-c/dead_boys3.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-554897046384138844</id><published>2012-01-28T18:06:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-28T18:29:30.519-08:00</updated><title type='text'>books: the economics of the thrift store</title><summary type='text'>I have a beef with the modern thrift store, and I blame Ebay.
The fear of being 'ripped off' by customers has led all the shops in our neck of the woods to adopt what I call lose/lose pricing.  It's not high enough to bother the resellers (like me) who 'take advantage' of them because we know what the good stuff is and we'll still buy it, so they fail in their intent.  The random customer off the</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/554897046384138844/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=554897046384138844&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/554897046384138844'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/554897046384138844'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/books-economics-of-thrift-store.html' title='books: the economics of the thrift store'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-3352267194060393443</id><published>2012-01-28T13:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-28T13:20:47.079-08:00</updated><title type='text'>cooking: ease of use</title><summary type='text'>I'm not a cook who values a dish for the intricacy involved in its creation, but entirely based on the end result.  My favorite recipes are 'bang for buck' types, where small investments of time and energy deliver massive flavor and enjoyment.  The crock pot (I eschew the fashionable re-branding slow cooker) is terrific at these kinds of things, and the heavyweight champion thus far is the Salsa </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/3352267194060393443/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=3352267194060393443&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/3352267194060393443'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/3352267194060393443'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/cooking-ease-of-use.html' title='cooking: ease of use'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-6789660008128126805</id><published>2012-01-28T12:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-28T12:55:29.997-08:00</updated><title type='text'>true customer tales: genuinely confused</title><summary type='text'>Guy comes in looking for a few things, I direct him around for a while and he finds some he likes.

 When he checks out I notice his shirt says LOVE in giant black letters with a little green 'Jesus' down below, working its way in between the O and the V with a proofreader's arrow.  In a parenthetical box, it notes "Without Jesus LOVE is just another four-letter word".

 What a bizarre idea, even</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/6789660008128126805/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=6789660008128126805&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/6789660008128126805'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/6789660008128126805'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/true-customer-tales-genuinely-confused.html' title='true customer tales: genuinely confused'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-8334211610096679569</id><published>2012-01-26T17:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-26T17:32:33.432-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Twitter's Greatest Moment: GOP Debate Style</title><summary type='text'>I wouldn't watch a GOP debate if I were paid in Apple stock &amp; hand-fed ambrosia from a cup of beaten gold by the Cherubim the entire time, but I have taken to obsessively checking Twitter for what has been, hands down, the funniest running commentary ever.  Patton Oswalt, Rob Delaney, all the comedians I follow are unstoppable on this subject. 

So it feels strange to award BEST GOP DEBATE TWEET </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/8334211610096679569/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=8334211610096679569&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/8334211610096679569'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/8334211610096679569'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/twitters-greatest-moment-gop-debate.html' title='Twitter&apos;s Greatest Moment: GOP Debate Style'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-4411442471019042118</id><published>2012-01-26T15:42:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-26T15:42:58.745-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Easy to Please</title><summary type='text'>I dragged the exceptionally fussy Fuss out with me yesterday to look for books in and around the area thrift stores.  Thrift stores are a good environment for him, as they always host an emigre community from the Island of Misfit Toys.  They're unfamiliar, which entrances him for a certain period however questionable their provenance, and they're already messed up enough that I'm comfortable </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/4411442471019042118/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=4411442471019042118&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/4411442471019042118'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/4411442471019042118'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/easy-to-please.html' title='Easy to Please'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-1218445337649490867</id><published>2012-01-26T12:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-26T12:02:06.826-08:00</updated><title type='text'>books: amazon's grand plan</title><summary type='text'>Found this nugget buried at the end of an article titled Amazon's Hit Man:


 In that world there could be even fewer traditional bookstores than there are now, and Amazon may look a whole lot more appealing to prominent authors.

 Good information overall, but the lack of insight in that graf is startling. 
That's Amazon's whole game- push ereaders, kill what's left of the physical distribution </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/1218445337649490867/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=1218445337649490867&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/1218445337649490867'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/1218445337649490867'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/books-amazons-grand-plan.html' title='books: amazon&apos;s grand plan'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-5722556207301366515</id><published>2012-01-24T20:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-24T20:46:04.563-08:00</updated><title type='text'>music: stevie wonder</title><summary type='text'>There are some artists you take for granted, their greatness so cemented in the fabric of your life you can go months or even years without consciously noticing how mind-blowingly, unbelievably amazing they are.

Today I can thank Malik &amp; the Soul Patrol for plugging my appreciation for Stevie Wonder back into the main line, spinning this one on my commute home-




There's some serious magic in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/5722556207301366515/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=5722556207301366515&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/5722556207301366515'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/5722556207301366515'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/music-stevie-wonder.html' title='music: stevie wonder'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/GYQfWJNWe3I/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-6658837420513178825</id><published>2012-01-24T18:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-24T18:18:00.592-08:00</updated><title type='text'>food: Rustic Italian Loaf</title><summary type='text'>Step the second on my journey to the heart of baking.

This time I extracted my template was extracted from the exemplary America's Test Kitchen Family Baking Book.  Their fastidious testing regime pairs well with the exacting nature of baking- little did I realize essaying my Rustic Italian Loaf would become a two day marathon. 

And yet.....it looked so easy!

Well, technically, it is easy, at </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/6658837420513178825/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=6658837420513178825&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/6658837420513178825'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/6658837420513178825'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/food-rustic-italian-loaf.html' title='food: Rustic Italian Loaf'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tDKp2kJtvOM/Tx79LIQ3oaI/AAAAAAAAAM0/BDGt_nxFf0s/s72-c/dog.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-2044967322624519375</id><published>2012-01-24T11:03:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-24T11:03:42.693-08:00</updated><title type='text'>true customer tales:  morning montage</title><summary type='text'>Here are my first several customer interactions of the day in chronological order:

#1:  Do you have a bathroom?

#2: Where do you keep the porn?

#3: Wow, that Board of Supervisors meeting is really riveting, isn't it?  I woke up this morning and I knew it wasn't the fifth Tuesday!

#4 Do you have any books on identifying mushrooms?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/2044967322624519375/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=2044967322624519375&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/2044967322624519375'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/2044967322624519375'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/true-customer-tales-morning-montage.html' title='true customer tales:  morning montage'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-7363318756470034370</id><published>2012-01-23T17:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-23T17:44:25.232-08:00</updated><title type='text'>true fuss tales: still sick</title><summary type='text'>I left work early yesterday and went looking for children's ibuprofen.  Note to locals, Ralph's will gouge you to the tune of $10 for a small bottle, while Rite Aid sells the big bottles for $6.  Plus, they sell twelve packs of beer at six pack prices- Advantage: Rite Aid.

He was out when I got home, out and hot.  He slept until 7-ish then joined me on the couch, leaning against me quietly while</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/7363318756470034370/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=7363318756470034370&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/7363318756470034370'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/7363318756470034370'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/true-fuss-tales-still-sick.html' title='true fuss tales: still sick'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-747656327019556549</id><published>2012-01-22T15:21:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-22T15:21:28.711-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I have a sick boy</title><summary type='text'>Fuss has been positively maniacal the past few days, even by his own high standards of lunacy.

Our answer to the question 'why?' arrived in the middle of last night in the form of violent wretching, followed by a forlorn (and now superfluous) "Dada, I don't feel good..."


It's weird the way you acclimate to stuff and then lose it.  Last year he was up a couple of times every night and that was </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/747656327019556549/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=747656327019556549&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/747656327019556549'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/747656327019556549'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/i-have-sick-boy.html' title='I have a sick boy'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-4149104523098506172</id><published>2012-01-22T11:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-22T12:19:02.577-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Joe Paterno Dies, ESPN Decides Football Wins Trump Abused Children</title><summary type='text'>The cause given is lung cancer, I prefer to think it was shame and regret.

A genuinely contemptible memorial from ESPN:


In the span of 12 weeks, Joe Paterno transformed from beloved Penn State icon to Rorschach test on child abuse to ailing victim. His fate, the one that awaits us all, arrived with charitable swiftness. As tough as Paterno could be, at 85 years of age he proved no match for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/4149104523098506172/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=4149104523098506172&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/4149104523098506172'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/4149104523098506172'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/joe-paterno-dies-espn-declares-football.html' title='Joe Paterno Dies, ESPN Decides Football Wins Trump Abused Children'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-8998553258367443531</id><published>2012-01-19T22:53:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-19T22:53:07.474-08:00</updated><title type='text'>food:  butternut squash ginger soup</title><summary type='text'>Had a recipe I wanted to make from Cook's Illustrated, but was missing a few necessities.
Poked around online for a late sub and came up with this gem from Epicurious.

Really, really good.  Also dirt simple- my kinda recipe. 
Added bonus, made the house smell like a fall sunset for a few hours.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/8998553258367443531/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=8998553258367443531&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/8998553258367443531'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/8998553258367443531'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/food-butternut-squash-ginger-soup.html' title='food:  butternut squash ginger soup'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-6559564683764761019</id><published>2012-01-17T21:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-17T21:55:02.184-08:00</updated><title type='text'>hot tip for parents of boys</title><summary type='text'>Picked up this crazy Hot Wheels race set for Fuss at the local Target- eight lanes of action, talking finish line, six cars included- for $23, marked down from $89.  At this price it's a steal- if you have a kid who'd really love a giant Hot Wheels raceway, get thee to Target and rejoice!


It's *almost* worth my while to head back there, buy them all and re-sell on Amazon...but the shipping </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/6559564683764761019/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=6559564683764761019&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/6559564683764761019'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/6559564683764761019'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/hot-tip-for-parents-of-boys.html' title='hot tip for parents of boys'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-3618528115702995062</id><published>2012-01-17T11:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-17T11:58:23.832-08:00</updated><title type='text'>books:  The 50 Coolest Books Ever, with my annotations</title><summary type='text'>so these folks made a list of their purported 50 Coolest Books Ever. 
These things are subjective, but from a book retailer perspective they mostly nailed it- pretty much everything on the list is on our buy instantly, because it will sell instantly list. The kinds of books you make exceptions for- paying cash even though it's not in very good shape, bumping the offer up if they hem and haw </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/3618528115702995062/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=3618528115702995062&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/3618528115702995062'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/3618528115702995062'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/books-50-coolest-books-ever-with-my.html' title='books:  The 50 Coolest Books Ever, with my annotations'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-830683534010857904</id><published>2012-01-16T17:03:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-16T17:03:11.415-08:00</updated><title type='text'>books:  Why The Internet Doesn't Know Anything</title><summary type='text'>I happened upon a perfect visual this afternoon while checking books:




Same book, same edition, two listings, prices as you can see.

I may have this printed onto a laminated card, for flashing at anyone who disputes my valuation of their books with the despicable rejoinder "but the INTERNET says...."


It's a useful tool, but like any tool its usefulness is largely dependent on the skill of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/830683534010857904/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=830683534010857904&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/830683534010857904'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/830683534010857904'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/books-why-internet-doesnt-know-anything.html' title='books:  Why The Internet Doesn&apos;t Know Anything'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0i3xnrurU7U/TxTHVbC3gKI/AAAAAAAAAMo/XGZ-ncThVw8/s72-c/book+prices.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-1418225497839557368</id><published>2012-01-15T17:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-15T17:53:57.930-08:00</updated><title type='text'>the nicest day ever</title><summary type='text'>Thursday, January 12th  2012- mark it down.



We needed some things &amp; headed to our favorite store, Sunshine Health Foods in Morro Bay.  Filled up a basket with delightful produce, raided the bulk bins &amp; took our lunch at the inspirational Shine Cafe in the rear. Through sheer force of will I ordered the special, a Saitan Gyro, instead of my usual tempeh taco.  It paid off- spicy, delicious, on </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/1418225497839557368/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=1418225497839557368&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/1418225497839557368'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/1418225497839557368'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/nicest-day-ever.html' title='the nicest day ever'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-2503881072542046393</id><published>2012-01-15T15:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-16T17:03:31.162-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Netflix'/><title type='text'>Best of Netflix Streaming:  Louis C.K.</title><summary type='text'>Louis C.K. is in the middle of one of those zeitgeist defining runs great stand ups sometimes hit in their comedic primes-think early 70's George Carlin, mid 70's Richard Pryor, mid 90's Chris Rock. His humor is observational &amp; like the other comics mentioned his best bits are fueled by high pressure, precisely channeled rage.  He's fearless, ferocious &amp; truthful, all required qualities for great</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/2503881072542046393/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=2503881072542046393&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/2503881072542046393'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/2503881072542046393'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/best-of-netflix-watch-instantly-louis.html' title='Best of Netflix Streaming:  Louis C.K.'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-4014547102477891462</id><published>2012-01-15T14:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-15T14:44:38.852-08:00</updated><title type='text'>food: baking bread</title><summary type='text'>Building momentum off my victory over focaccia pizza dough last week, I created a rustic French loaf to go with Friday night's crock pot full of Chicken Cacciatore.  Novice baker that I am, the loaf wasn't ready on schedule- I missed the SECOND two hour rise in the recipe.  At the urging of the Wife, a notorious ignorer of recipes, I cut it down to 45 minutes and baked it up in time to soak up </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/4014547102477891462/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=4014547102477891462&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/4014547102477891462'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/4014547102477891462'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/food-baking-bread.html' title='food: baking bread'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-6167111506166496567</id><published>2012-01-13T12:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-13T12:52:41.125-08:00</updated><title type='text'>tech: time for a new bittorrent client!</title><summary type='text'>The way I generally handle tech upgrades, hard or software, is by using whatever I've got until the point where it comes across something I want that it can't handle or run. 
Then I look around for an upgrade.

So last night I tried to dl a torrent and my old faithful, Azureus, which I've been using since the dawn of time in Internet terms, choked on the link.  

Poked around a bit and settled on</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/6167111506166496567/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=6167111506166496567&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/6167111506166496567'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/6167111506166496567'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/tech-time-for-new-bittorrent-client.html' title='tech: time for a new bittorrent client!'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-2499314042248709082</id><published>2012-01-10T17:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-10T17:53:02.150-08:00</updated><title type='text'>books: Jane Vampire Redux</title><summary type='text'>The boss rolled through this afternoon and I showed him yesterday's Jane Eyre/Twilight mashup cover.
He gazed at it blankly for several moments, then snatched it from my grasp and yelped

"What publisher is responsible for this atrocity?!?"

Glad to know I'm not alone.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/2499314042248709082/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=2499314042248709082&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/2499314042248709082'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/2499314042248709082'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/books-jane-vampire-redux.html' title='books: Jane Vampire Redux'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-3352659063456224482</id><published>2012-01-10T10:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-10T10:37:40.206-08:00</updated><title type='text'>True Customer Tales: Bags</title><summary type='text'>Longtime readers will be familiar with my rotating amusement/disgust/amazement/disbelief relationship with responses to that staple of post-sale banter, "would you like a bag?"   A simple yes or no answer is rarer than unicorns, with baroque permutations and digressions being the norm.

I had a couple of prime specimens yesterday I wasn't able to jot down, so here they are.


First, an older </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/3352659063456224482/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=3352659063456224482&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/3352659063456224482'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/3352659063456224482'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/true-customer-tales-bags.html' title='True Customer Tales: Bags'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-2608281098665189691</id><published>2012-01-09T20:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-09T22:43:20.558-08:00</updated><title type='text'>books: what happens in bookstores at night</title><summary type='text'>an awe inspiring stop motion extravaganza, delightful on every level:




That looks like my kinda shop.
Also, as one who spends many hours each day straightening, shelving &amp; reorganizing books, DEAR LORD THAT TOOK A METRIC UFCKTON OF WORK.

</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/2608281098665189691/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=2608281098665189691&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/2608281098665189691'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/2608281098665189691'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/books-what-happens-in-bookstores-at.html' title='books: what happens in bookstores at night'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/SKVcQnyEIT8/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-4720912582526201466</id><published>2012-01-09T17:45:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-09T17:45:00.778-08:00</updated><title type='text'>This Week's Winning Tumblr:  Santorum Sweatervest Sykosis!</title><summary type='text'>OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT...THING!

Filed under "Gun Boner Vest":




I guess I've always been sort of sweater vest curious, but this alarming collection cured me!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/4720912582526201466/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=4720912582526201466&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/4720912582526201466'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/4720912582526201466'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/this-weeks-winning-tumblr-santorum.html' title='This Week&apos;s Winning Tumblr:  Santorum Sweatervest Sykosis!'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-6093545862870277990</id><published>2012-01-09T16:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-09T16:17:11.484-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Books: Stephenie Bronte?  WTF!</title><summary type='text'>Gal came in with a box of books just now and I found this monstrosity in the mix.

For those disinclined to click, it's a copy of Emily Bronte's Wuthering Heights re-imagined as a Twilight clone, right down to the title font.  It looks like something a bored nerd would photoshop for his blog (ahem), but as a copy of the physical book is sitting on our counter at this very moment, I can vouch for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/6093545862870277990/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=6093545862870277990&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/6093545862870277990'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/6093545862870277990'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/books-stephanie-bronte-wtf.html' title='Books: Stephenie Bronte?  WTF!'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-4988413475613773060</id><published>2012-01-07T17:19:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-07T17:19:00.303-08:00</updated><title type='text'>food: On Pizza &amp; the $5 Challenge</title><summary type='text'>Mark Bittman, NYT columnist, blogger and author of my all time favorite general kitchen guide How to Cook Everything, dedicated some of his energy to combating the perception that fast food is "cheaper" than cooking stuff at home with his $5 Challenge.

My recent cooking bender has led me to a few realizations- firstly, that you can easily make terrific tasting, superior food on a 'fast food' </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/4988413475613773060/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=4988413475613773060&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/4988413475613773060'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/4988413475613773060'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/food-on-pizza-5-challenge.html' title='food: On Pizza &amp; the $5 Challenge'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-2381891164464076079</id><published>2012-01-07T14:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-07T14:51:22.530-08:00</updated><title type='text'>books:  how NOT to do it</title><summary type='text'>just came across this "description" of a book for sale on Amazon:


This is a used book. Potential defects may exist (folds, creases, highlighting, writing/markings, staining, stickers and/or sticker residue, ETC.) ____ Books, A Bookstore for Everyone. Ships Within 24 Hours - 100% Satisfaction Guaranty!!! 

Really?  That's your sales pitch?

Jesus wept.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/2381891164464076079/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=2381891164464076079&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/2381891164464076079'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/2381891164464076079'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/books-how-not-to-do-it.html' title='books:  how NOT to do it'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-6371212338765265434</id><published>2012-01-07T11:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-07T11:40:01.489-08:00</updated><title type='text'>seriously NPR, piss off</title><summary type='text'>Just listened to a news blurb about one year anniversary of the Giffords shooting, which the news drone chose to describe as a "shooting in a parking lot outside a grocery store" in which several people were killed, many wounded and oh, sort of as a PS at the end of the story, Rep. Gabrielle Giffords was shot in the head.

I seemed to recall a different mise-en-scène involving a premeditated </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/6371212338765265434/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=6371212338765265434&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/6371212338765265434'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/6371212338765265434'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/seriously-npr-piss-off.html' title='seriously NPR, piss off'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-3297576491159168372</id><published>2012-01-03T11:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-03T11:16:36.858-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Resolutions</title><summary type='text'>Dressing for work this morning I found myself  mulling potential New Year's Resolutions. While cinching my belt down to the last hole it dawned on me I'd dropped a full pant size over the holidays, an uncanny result given the minefield of culinary delights to be navigated. Confronted with this prodigy the parade of contending resolutions imploded sequentially, like hung over vampires confusing </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/3297576491159168372/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=3297576491159168372&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/3297576491159168372'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/3297576491159168372'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/resolutions.html' title='Resolutions'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-3856435565280308797</id><published>2012-01-02T14:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-02T14:41:03.508-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Twitter Trending Watch: #lessambitiousbooks</title><summary type='text'>Hurrah for twit lit, #lessambitiousbooks is trending and generating a higher quality of material than the earlier reign of #lessambitiousrecords.


To wit-


Fear and Loathing in Reno Cholera in the Time of Cholera The Accountant of Monte Cristo As I Lay Napping  Reasonable Expectations Facebook Profile of the Artist as a Young Man Lady Chatterley's Facebook Friend The Lion, The Witch and the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/3856435565280308797/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=3856435565280308797&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/3856435565280308797'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/3856435565280308797'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/twitter-trending-watch_02.html' title='Twitter Trending Watch: #lessambitiousbooks'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-2355768940266286118</id><published>2012-01-02T11:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-02T11:15:51.515-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Twitter Trending Watch: #lessambitiousrocksongs</title><summary type='text'>It's been a while since a trending topic amused me, but I'm greatly enjoying #lessambitiousrocksongs
A sampling:
Money for Something TrivialYou've Got to File a Petition for the Proper Zoning Permits to Party Jenny's Got a Restraining Order Might Get Fooled Again

Peaceful Sit-In in the UK There's At Least One Mountain High Enough  Mood Disorder TrainI Want to Play Rock Band All Night, and Then </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/2355768940266286118/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=2355768940266286118&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/2355768940266286118'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/2355768940266286118'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2012/01/twitter-trending-watch.html' title='Twitter Trending Watch: #lessambitiousrocksongs'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-7398470551031130637</id><published>2011-12-31T12:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-31T17:31:09.155-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Auld Lang Syne</title><summary type='text'>






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Like Little Nemo, I'm temperamentally disposed to greeting baby New Year in the halcyon fields of Slumberland, an inclination reinforced by parenting a toddler.

Fuss essays the dual roles of Father Time and Baby New Year as depicted above by Mr. McKay, weary burden &amp; gravity defying spirit of beauty all at once.  His delight being much easier to appreciate after a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/7398470551031130637/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=7398470551031130637&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/7398470551031130637'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/7398470551031130637'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/auld-lang-syne.html' title='Auld Lang Syne'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lJvu7ut6nVI/Tv-uzmLMGQI/AAAAAAAAAMg/QX4gPY_COws/s72-c/nemo+year.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-7905718808186856093</id><published>2011-12-30T22:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-30T22:33:59.380-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Outing</title><summary type='text'>He's been sick, which make him more irascible than usual.
Today I cleverly baited my PLEASE can we get the hell out of the house?!? trap with a trip to Target, possibly his favorite place on earth, and even so it was a near thing.  He opened with his patented wailing fit on the theme of NO!, revised several minutes later in a super casual way.  He sidled up quietly, looking off into the middle </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/7905718808186856093/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=7905718808186856093&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/7905718808186856093'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/7905718808186856093'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/outing.html' title='Outing'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-1715501223618273831</id><published>2011-12-29T10:11:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-29T10:11:39.406-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Young Frankenstein</title><summary type='text'>Fuss screened it along with the fam last week, and loved Marty Feldman to death.
For some reason he calls him "the Bird Man". 
The other morning he was asking me for "the Bird Man movie" and I had no idea what he was on about. 

"Who's the Bird Man?"
"He gots the eyes that POP OUT, but don't fall out of his head!"
"What?" I asked, slow on the uptake.
"BLUCHER!" Fuss shouted at me.
"OH!" And did </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/1715501223618273831/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=1715501223618273831&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/1715501223618273831'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/1715501223618273831'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/young-frankenstein.html' title='Young Frankenstein'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/y-wTbNIsopg/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-8414088539148225580</id><published>2011-12-29T09:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-29T09:22:41.703-08:00</updated><title type='text'>chocolate kiss</title><summary type='text'>Fuss found a Hershey's Kiss on the coffee table this morning and was perplexed.

"Dada, LOOK!" he said, waving it at me.  "It's a GIANT CHOCOLATE CHIP!  But, it gots PAPER on it.  I don't know how a chocolate chip gets PAPER on it!"


And a couple of minutes later, as I was making coffee;

"Uh...dada?  Would you open the chocolate chip for me?  So I could eat it?"</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/8414088539148225580/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=8414088539148225580&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/8414088539148225580'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/8414088539148225580'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/chocolate-kiss.html' title='chocolate kiss'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-436997746075898921</id><published>2011-12-27T17:45:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-27T17:45:00.420-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Stupid Bowl Game Names</title><summary type='text'>Dear readers, consider the dog's breakfast made of our once stately procession of bowl games by 'the markets', ponder the philosophical insistence in some benighted quarters that they are the only possible answer to society's problems, and despair.




The Rose Bowl at least still insists on a fig leaf to preserve a wayward shred of institutional dignity, billing itself as



Rose Bowl Game </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/436997746075898921/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=436997746075898921&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/436997746075898921'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/436997746075898921'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/stupid-bowl-game-names.html' title='Stupid Bowl Game Names'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-98619307587803454</id><published>2011-12-27T16:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-27T16:07:05.437-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Michael Peterson Freed Pending New Trial</title><summary type='text'>Attn anyone out there who, like me, was mesmerized by the sublime true crime documentary The Staircase:

Michael Peterson Freed Pending New Trial.

Apparently the guy responsible for the damning "blood splatter" interpretations turned out to be a pro-prosecution charlatan who was canned for faking evidence-



After an independent review of the state crime lab last year found that blood evidence </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/98619307587803454/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=98619307587803454&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/98619307587803454'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/98619307587803454'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/michael-peterson-freed-pending-new.html' title='Michael Peterson Freed Pending New Trial'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-583379424560966540</id><published>2011-12-27T13:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-27T15:14:16.618-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Netflix vs Hulu Plus</title><summary type='text'>So, last night a depraved thirst for Celebrity Rehab led us into the arms of the free one week Hulu Plus trial.

During the whole Netflix freakout this was one of the popular war cries among the disenchanted-
HULU!  REDBOX! BLOCKBUSTER!

They all sounded self-evidently insufficient to me- Hulu has ads &amp; a sucky movie selection, Redbox is an automated, crappier version of the 'shitty corner video </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/583379424560966540/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=583379424560966540&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/583379424560966540'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/583379424560966540'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/netflix-vs-hulu-plus.html' title='Netflix vs Hulu Plus'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-6369074370441387161</id><published>2011-12-26T12:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-26T12:48:06.175-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Aftermath</title><summary type='text'>The kids had a blast, which is most of the point. 
The Fiend's fave gift was a tie between the trumpet Santa brought and Meek's postcard with a genuine piece of the Berlin Wall.  Fuss was completely mesmerized by a puzzle sphere wherein you navigate a ball bearing through a complex web of plastic chutes &amp; hazards.  Watching us try to solve it was akin to hidden camera footage of a raccoon colony </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/6369074370441387161/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=6369074370441387161&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/6369074370441387161'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/6369074370441387161'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/aftermath.html' title='Aftermath'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-6181139558065699580</id><published>2011-12-25T09:35:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-25T09:40:30.457-08:00</updated><title type='text'>CHRISTMAS</title><summary type='text'>






Us = Reindeer
Christmas Cheer = Robot Santa


ROCK IT, PEOPLE!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/6181139558065699580/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=6181139558065699580&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/6181139558065699580'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/6181139558065699580'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/christmas.html' title='CHRISTMAS'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-E7ecj1f7ZPw/Tvdf8zT3BFI/AAAAAAAAAMI/rQcs4RaSnxE/s72-c/robotsanta.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-6339594813976912672</id><published>2011-12-24T23:57:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-24T23:57:37.552-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Musical Christmas Eve</title><summary type='text'>

Cheers!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/6339594813976912672/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=6339594813976912672&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/6339594813976912672'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/6339594813976912672'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/musical-christmas-eve.html' title='Musical Christmas Eve'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/HwHyuraau4Q/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-5853252289001623937</id><published>2011-12-24T11:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-24T11:31:00.926-08:00</updated><title type='text'>A Very Ed Grimley Christmas</title><summary type='text'>First in a Christmas Eve series.



Fuss is sorta into it this year- he went along with the whole Santa Claus thing, he had a blast decorating gingerbread men for Fiend's school birthday party, he loved Snow Day at the golf course.  He's also excited to open the presents that have piled up on the dining room table from my most excellent readers- thank you one and all for another year of listening</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/5853252289001623937/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=5853252289001623937&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/5853252289001623937'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/5853252289001623937'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/very-ed-grimley-christmas.html' title='A Very Ed Grimley Christmas'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/WCHM5YYWzUc/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-5726802997819496126</id><published>2011-12-20T16:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-20T16:30:01.442-08:00</updated><title type='text'>true customer tales: erotica</title><summary type='text'>A scroungy guy who regularly buys off our 25¢ cart comes in, lurks around for a while then asks to see a gay erotica book from the case.  Normally I restrict case access to serious buyers- the whole idea of the case is to keep stuff from getting pawed.  But as he'd bought books from us (cheap ones, but even so) I pulled it out and set it by register where I could keep an eye on things.

He </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/5726802997819496126/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=5726802997819496126&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/5726802997819496126'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/5726802997819496126'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/true-customer-tales-erotica.html' title='true customer tales: erotica'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-5684327140694265581</id><published>2011-12-18T17:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-18T17:30:02.490-08:00</updated><title type='text'>True Fuss Tales: Propeller</title><summary type='text'>There's this one toy, a propeller that hooks up to a balloon &amp; flies around like a helicopter.  Great idea, alas the designer never bothered attaching a balloon to his device- either that, or he was a sadist.  Connecting a full balloon to the propeller nozzle thingie was tedious and aggravating, the unpleasantness magnified by Fuss' loud, incessant demands that you HURRY UP, DADA.

You won't be </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/5684327140694265581/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=5684327140694265581&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/5684327140694265581'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/5684327140694265581'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/true-fuss-tales-propeller.html' title='True Fuss Tales: Propeller'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-6368876021920132319</id><published>2011-12-18T08:39:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-18T14:10:31.375-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Vaclev Havel, RIP</title><summary type='text'>Poet, dissident, president of the Czech Republic.

An amazing life, an amazing man.

"I really do inhabit a system in which words are capable of shaking the entire structure of government, where words can prove mightier than ten military divisions." -  --  Vaclav Havel

He talked the talk then walked the walk.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/6368876021920132319/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=6368876021920132319&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/6368876021920132319'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/6368876021920132319'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/vaclev-havel-rip.html' title='Vaclev Havel, RIP'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-1044399801400285652</id><published>2011-12-17T19:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-17T19:55:00.671-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Books: Shakespeare &amp; Co.</title><summary type='text'>Apparently the owner of Shakespeare &amp; Co. passed away a bit ago.

We made a point to visit during our (much belated) honeymoon years ago, and I had the honor of being mocked by the owner for trying to buy a €1 postcard with a €20 note.  Rather than make change he gave me the card for free. I sent it to my co-workers at the store- today it's taped up on the wall behind the counter.

 I'm glad his </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/1044399801400285652/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=1044399801400285652&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/1044399801400285652'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/1044399801400285652'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/books-shakespeare-co.html' title='Books: Shakespeare &amp; Co.'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-8462947083532613701</id><published>2011-12-17T18:53:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-17T18:53:00.310-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Joy of Whole Grains</title><summary type='text'>I've been on a 'not quite' diet lately, and while we don't own a scale the breeze through the holes in my cinched tight belt whistle a merry tune.  I haven't altered my rate of consumption one jot, haven't sworn off anything, haven't bought any low calorie cookbooks.  The only change has been making a commitment to whole grains &amp; vegetables.  So, brown rice instead of white, salads with (nearly) </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/8462947083532613701/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=8462947083532613701&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/8462947083532613701'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/8462947083532613701'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/joy-of-whole-grains.html' title='The Joy of Whole Grains'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-5097452507475925947</id><published>2011-12-17T14:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-17T14:09:52.932-08:00</updated><title type='text'>books: Reading List</title><summary type='text'>I've been able to carve a bit of reading time from the sheer cliff of Fuss Care lately- here are the results.

A Dance with Dragons - George RR Martin

Long awaited latest volume of his ever-expanding fantasy series.  Well done for what it is- if you like the series you'll enjoy yourself.  It continues the author's unfortunate course of continually adding new characters and storylines which are </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/5097452507475925947/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=5097452507475925947&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/5097452507475925947'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/5097452507475925947'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/books-reading-list.html' title='books: Reading List'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-1904663427104630200</id><published>2011-12-15T14:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-15T14:33:40.116-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Lost Hair Metal Classic</title><summary type='text'>discovered hiding in the title sequence of an awful 90's cartoon!



Tenacious D needs to cover this masterpiece.

Fuss has developed a crush on this series, which he calls "Tom and Jerry"- a cartoon he's never, to my knowledge, seen.

One more mystery added to the pile.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/1904663427104630200/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=1904663427104630200&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/1904663427104630200'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/1904663427104630200'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/lost-hair-metal-classic.html' title='Lost Hair Metal Classic'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/hHVrnZZwbQc/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-1837791003350022414</id><published>2011-12-13T21:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-13T21:33:15.494-08:00</updated><title type='text'>True Fuss Tales: Bath</title><summary type='text'>Here's what I heard echoing out of the bathroom during this evening's ablutions-

wife: Hey!  Don't stick the alligator's tail up your butt!

fuss, totally mystified: BUT WHY MAMA!?!


Ah, parenthood.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/1837791003350022414/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=1837791003350022414&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/1837791003350022414'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/1837791003350022414'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/true-fuss-tales-bath.html' title='True Fuss Tales: Bath'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-6056170798689750403</id><published>2011-12-13T17:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-13T18:00:55.846-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The First Noel</title><summary type='text'>...where I hit you up for PRESENTS, that is!

SO EASY! 

Step One: CLICK HERE

Step Two: Pick out something fun

Step Three:  Bask in the shimmering golden glow of glorious well being, knowing that Fuss will spend Christmas Morning drunk on gifts!


And this time I'm getting shameless:


















BUY HIM PRESENTS!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/6056170798689750403/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=6056170798689750403&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/6056170798689750403'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/6056170798689750403'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/first-noel.html' title='The First Noel'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FXRnrPqi__s/Tuap-u1AX6I/AAAAAAAAALc/XIvUf530GaU/s72-c/fuss.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-2071632659201450945</id><published>2011-12-13T13:19:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-13T13:19:34.796-08:00</updated><title type='text'>True Customer Tales: Marie Osmond?</title><summary type='text'>So this middle aged gal strode in like a televangelist drunk on the spotlight, addressed the counter like a lectern before a sea of enraptured faces rather than an old piece of plywood separating her from a skeptical clerk, and thrusts a book across it at me with a triumphant flourish.

"Yes?" I inquire mildly.



"Well, I have this book!"



"Mmmhmm?"



"I'm SELLING it. To YOU!"  Like this is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/2071632659201450945/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=2071632659201450945&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/2071632659201450945'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/2071632659201450945'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/true-customer-tales-marie-osmond.html' title='True Customer Tales: Marie Osmond?'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-5740581255997473619</id><published>2011-12-13T07:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-13T12:54:59.016-08:00</updated><title type='text'>True Customer Tales: Dickens</title><summary type='text'>On the flip side of the Hobbit post from yesterday, our neighbor across the street had what he thought was a rare Dickens book.  He buys storage units and sells the junk, when he comes across weird books I help him out with appraising. 

I headed over last night with Fuss in tow.
"C'mon, let's go look at books across the street," I proposed, and he went to his bookcase and picked out a couple </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/5740581255997473619/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=5740581255997473619&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/5740581255997473619'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/5740581255997473619'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/true-customer-tales-dickens.html' title='True Customer Tales: Dickens'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-78568586625963624</id><published>2011-12-12T17:20:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-12T17:20:36.676-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Tis the Season</title><summary type='text'>....to support your friendly neighborhood blogger by buying toys for his son's Xmas Xtravaganza, that is!

Look, SEE how easy I make it:

Step One: CLICK HERE!

Step Two: Pick Something Fun

Step Three:  CHRISTMAS JOY FOR FUSS!


All y'all know you get at least a ten spot worth of entertainment out of me over the course of the year, so pony up!  =P</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/78568586625963624/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=78568586625963624&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/78568586625963624'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/78568586625963624'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/tis-season.html' title='Tis the Season'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-842710305585186864</id><published>2011-12-12T13:54:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-12T17:16:38.761-08:00</updated><title type='text'>True Customer Tales: I have a First Edition  ______</title><summary type='text'>Here's my Utopian fantasy of how a recent conversation would play out:

Gothish Hipster Girl:  Uh, like, I have a first edition of The Hobbit....

 Me, interrupting the inevitable demand to know its value: No you don't.


 and.....SCENE!



That would save me so much time.  =P</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/842710305585186864/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=842710305585186864&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/842710305585186864'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/842710305585186864'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/true-customer-tales-i-have-first.html' title='True Customer Tales: I have a First Edition  ______'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-548176439874281008</id><published>2011-12-12T12:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-12T17:22:01.596-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Weak!  Lame!</title><summary type='text'>So in my efforts to make the blog donation/wish list a little button off to the side, I 'upgraded' my crumbling, obsolete, handcrafted style sheet to one of the snazzy new templates.  Well, 'new' in the sense they've only been nagging me about switching for a couple years.

 Made the switch, the Amazon widget still doesn't work, and while there is much to recommend the new look technically (this </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/548176439874281008/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=548176439874281008&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/548176439874281008'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/548176439874281008'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/weak-lame.html' title='Weak!  Lame!'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-8863566397721259388</id><published>2011-12-11T18:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-11T18:17:32.833-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='True Customer Tales'/><title type='text'>True Customer Tales: Explorers</title><summary type='text'>older guy: Hey, do you have a section for explorers?

me: Just for explorers?  No, we'd shelve them into whatever section they belonged- we have Arctic exploration, Western Americana, History upstairs...

guy, making face like I just propositioned his grandaughter as she walked down the aisle at her wedding:  Oh my GOD!  *turns and storms out*

me, cheerily: Have a nice night!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/8863566397721259388/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=8863566397721259388&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/8863566397721259388'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/8863566397721259388'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/true-customer-tales-explorers.html' title='True Customer Tales: Explorers'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-4971824310684084929</id><published>2011-12-11T16:39:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-11T16:39:00.075-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Werner Herzog reads 'Go the F__K to Sleep'</title><summary type='text'>


Swoon...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/4971824310684084929/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=4971824310684084929&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/4971824310684084929'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/4971824310684084929'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/werner-herzog-reads-go-fk-to-sleep.html' title='Werner Herzog reads &apos;Go the F__K to Sleep&apos;'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/N3xFZ0A15Bg/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-8081573634581085691</id><published>2011-12-10T23:29:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-10T23:30:35.076-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Music: covers- Immigrant Song</title><summary type='text'>

My kind of cover, recognizable without being slavish...and Karen O is a great stand in for Plant.

The Fincher montage is neat, but School of Rock still owns the deed for this one-
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/8081573634581085691/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=8081573634581085691&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/8081573634581085691'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/8081573634581085691'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/music-covers-immigrant-song.html' title='Music: covers- Immigrant Song'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/cz9ghroaMfg/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-514118712094282971</id><published>2011-12-10T18:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-10T23:35:14.186-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Netflix'/><title type='text'>Best of Netflix Watch Instantly, Animation: Fleischer Studios</title><summary type='text'>Mostly known these days for their terrific Superman cartoons, Fleisher Studios are well represented on Netflix streaming. As with Kubrick, this post is little more than a list of links to everything available because it's all fantastic.



The Complete Superman Collection

Still my favorite take on the Man of Steel.  The animation is gorgeously appropriate to the subject, naturalistic without </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/514118712094282971/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=514118712094282971&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/514118712094282971'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/514118712094282971'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/best-of-netflix-watch-instantly_10.html' title='Best of Netflix Watch Instantly, Animation: Fleischer Studios'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-8879686463076864569</id><published>2011-12-10T15:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-10T15:56:58.113-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Culinary Remixes</title><summary type='text'>The other night I made a freehand potato/leek soup that didn't turn out the way I wanted- not enough potato, I think.  It needed more body, anyway.  So it was sitting in the fridge, and I wasn't excited about eating it, and then I remembered I had a little tupperware thingie of chili verde leftovers, not really enough to make a meal of.  

In the interest of free spirited improvisation, and to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/8879686463076864569/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=8879686463076864569&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/8879686463076864569'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/8879686463076864569'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/culinary-remixes.html' title='Culinary Remixes'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-5483645316411437565</id><published>2011-12-10T15:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-10T23:32:02.636-08:00</updated><title type='text'>True Customer Tales:  Give Me a Break</title><summary type='text'>A well dressed older lady, strung with jewlery like a Christmas tree, just tried to buy a stack of books which she'd obviously re-priced. This is a vanishingly rare occurrence- I've had more people try to pass counterfeit bills (3) than try to falsify prices (2, counting this gal).

We have two people that price books, myself and the owner.  Both of us are intimately acquainted with the other's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/5483645316411437565/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=5483645316411437565&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/5483645316411437565'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/5483645316411437565'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/true-customer-tales-give-me-break.html' title='True Customer Tales:  Give Me a Break'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-4503793581952424854</id><published>2011-12-07T19:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-07T19:31:37.353-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Thanks Woody!</title><summary type='text'>a big ol' plush Elmo from the wish list showed up on the porch this morning- thanks Woody!

Little will Fuss know that this year, Santa's rocking the goatfoot.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/4503793581952424854/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=4503793581952424854&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/4503793581952424854'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/4503793581952424854'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/thanks-woody.html' title='Thanks Woody!'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-8111704830179036013</id><published>2011-12-06T14:35:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-06T14:40:06.871-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Plight of the Tall Girl</title><summary type='text'>Leave Malia alone!

Being a teenage girl is hard. Being a teenage girl who's taller than all of the boys (and all of the girls, and most of the teachers) is even harder. This I know from experience. I'm 6'2", and have been this tall since the 7th grade. 

But being a super-tall teenage girl who happens to live in the White House? I can't even imagine how tough that is.

Mom grew up a generation </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/8111704830179036013/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=8111704830179036013&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/8111704830179036013'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/8111704830179036013'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/plight-of-tall-girl.html' title='The Plight of the Tall Girl'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-1447213697559764679</id><published>2011-12-05T19:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-05T19:34:00.162-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Eight Ferrari Pileup!</title><summary type='text'>Yet another reason Japan is the world's most awesome country.



VROOM VROOM!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/1447213697559764679/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=1447213697559764679&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/1447213697559764679'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/1447213697559764679'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/eight-ferrari-pileup.html' title='Eight Ferrari Pileup!'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-643272027204464399</id><published>2011-12-05T17:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-05T17:46:09.087-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Holiday Blog Fundraising</title><summary type='text'>I'm not savvy enough to figure out how to keep this on the top of the page, so I'm gonna do it the hard/annoying way and just repost every so often.  Viva technology!

to quote myself:

If you enjoy the blog, pick out something from this Amazon Wish List, or get us a Gift Card.

100% of proceeds will go toward supplying Santa's elves with resources necessary to bury Fuss in an avalanche of gifts </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/643272027204464399/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=643272027204464399&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/643272027204464399'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/643272027204464399'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/holiday-blog-fundraising.html' title='Holiday Blog Fundraising'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-2757086234217286191</id><published>2011-12-05T11:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-05T11:14:16.050-08:00</updated><title type='text'>You Need the Post Office</title><summary type='text'>I mail a lot of stuff all over the map, so I've kept a wary eye on the recent Post Office drama.
I hear a lot of whining about how "nobody" uses the post office and its functions should be taken over by private companies.  One particularly idiotic pundit suggested Wal*Mart as our new 'de facto' post office since it's "everywhere".

I care about the post office for one reason, the same reason you </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/2757086234217286191/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=2757086234217286191&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/2757086234217286191'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/2757086234217286191'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/you-need-post-office.html' title='You Need the Post Office'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-7823246264902311929</id><published>2011-12-05T08:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-05T08:49:14.381-08:00</updated><title type='text'>true fuss tales: first dream</title><summary type='text'>Well, the first one he told me about anyhow.

"Uh...dada?  Had a DREAM."

"Really?  What was it?"

"A GHOST was chasing us!"

"It was?  Was it a spooky ghost?"

"Yeah!  And it was kept CHASING us!"

"Yikes!  What kind of ghost was it?"

"Hey dada?"

"Yes?"

"Was dreaming about Spirited Away!"


"Oh my!"


He loves him some ghosts, and loves him some Miyazake....
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/7823246264902311929/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=7823246264902311929&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/7823246264902311929'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/7823246264902311929'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/true-fuss-tales-first-dream.html' title='true fuss tales: first dream'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/idTt48RCbAc/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-3266607276594229306</id><published>2011-12-03T15:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-03T15:40:43.185-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Holiday Blog Fundraising</title><summary type='text'>If you enjoy the blog, pick out something from this Amazon Wish List, or get us a Gift Card.

100% of proceeds will go toward supplying Santa's elves with resources necessary to bury Fuss in an avalanche of gifts on Christmas day.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/3266607276594229306/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=3266607276594229306&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/3266607276594229306'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/3266607276594229306'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/christmas-blog-fundraising.html' title='Holiday Blog Fundraising'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-6741453443024877214</id><published>2011-12-03T14:23:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-10T23:36:52.539-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Netflix'/><title type='text'>Best of Netflix Watch Instantly, Documentaries: Cave of Forgotten Dreams</title><summary type='text'>The latest film from one of my favorite human beings just showed up on streaming.
I'm a little pissed, because it's the only 3d movie I've ever cared about seeing in 3d...so of course the lone local showing was 2d.  
But, Werner's documentaries are never less than fascinating so I'll swallow my disappointment and recommend it anyway.  
The only other doc of his on streaming is Encounters at the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/6741453443024877214/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=6741453443024877214&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/6741453443024877214'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/6741453443024877214'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/best-of-netflix-watch-instantly.html' title='Best of Netflix Watch Instantly, Documentaries: Cave of Forgotten Dreams'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-5256637128856326155</id><published>2011-12-02T16:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-02T16:27:30.529-08:00</updated><title type='text'>True Fuss Tales: little boy</title><summary type='text'>Cleaning up the bedroom with the Wife passed out on the couch, Fuss climbing all over everything nonstop and jabbering relentlessly in my ear like some kind of crack addicted myna bird. 
Wedged in the middle of his mighty Tower of Babble, this heart wrencher.

"HEY DADA, SEE THIS PICTURE?!"

It's an oldie from when he was nine or ten months.

"Yeah, I see it."

"THAT'S WHEN I WAS A BABY!"

"It </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/5256637128856326155/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=5256637128856326155&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/5256637128856326155'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/5256637128856326155'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/12/true-fuss-tales-little-boy.html' title='True Fuss Tales: little boy'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-8773137540173329315</id><published>2011-11-29T17:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-29T17:37:16.204-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Books: Charles Stross on publishers, ebooks &amp; Amazon</title><summary type='text'>He thinks the big publisher's obsession with DRM is playing into Amazon's hands and fears for the authorial future.  I think he's mostly right here.  DRM is fool's gold.  Digital distribution of any sort inevitably results in  giving stuff away to people who don't want to pay for it, all DRM accomplishes is to piss off legitimate users who pay for stuff as opposed to those who pirate.  One of the</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/8773137540173329315/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=8773137540173329315&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/8773137540173329315'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/8773137540173329315'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/11/books-charles-stross-on-publishers.html' title='Books: Charles Stross on publishers, ebooks &amp; Amazon'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-7124435904565478999</id><published>2011-11-29T16:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-29T16:42:17.427-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Best of Netflix Watch Instantly: Fashion Documentaries</title><summary type='text'>Been a while since I did one of these!
The recent bumbling and fumbling of their moron CEO aside, Netflix has been killing it on the content front.  There's always been way more good/interesting stuff than I have time for but they've kicked it into overdrive the last while, maybe trying to distract folk from the whole Quickster clown rodeo.  If so, thank you Quickster debacle for all the amazing </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/7124435904565478999/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=7124435904565478999&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/7124435904565478999'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/7124435904565478999'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/11/best-of-netflix-watch-instantly-fashion.html' title='Best of Netflix Watch Instantly: Fashion Documentaries'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-595589989670735646</id><published>2011-11-28T21:19:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-28T21:19:13.985-08:00</updated><title type='text'>True Fuss Tales: Rainbow</title><summary type='text'>The wife relayed his reaction to seeing his first rainbow last week.

They're driving along and there's a giant rainbow between two hills. 
The Wife points it out, "Look Fuss!  It's your first rainbow!"
Fuss, after an initial burst of excitement, becomes subdued and notes-
"Uh.....Mama?  It's only HALF a rainbow!"

She attempted to explain that's just what rainbows look like, but he was prepared-</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/595589989670735646/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=595589989670735646&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/595589989670735646'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/595589989670735646'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/11/true-fuss-tales-rainbow.html' title='True Fuss Tales: Rainbow'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-3089418618123639483</id><published>2011-11-28T15:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-28T15:04:44.476-08:00</updated><title type='text'>True Customer Tales: Calendars</title><summary type='text'>gal, looking through boxes of sale calendars:  Will you be getting any more calendars in?

me: We got a shipment today.

gal: Well, why don't you put them OUT!

me:  They are out.

gal, sputtering:  Well...well....it doesn't look like they are!

me: Huh! How about that.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/3089418618123639483/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=3089418618123639483&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/3089418618123639483'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/3089418618123639483'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/11/true-customer-tales-calendars.html' title='True Customer Tales: Calendars'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-7109292957493083670</id><published>2011-11-28T12:53:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-28T12:54:19.694-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Ken Russell RIP</title><summary type='text'>I've always had a soft spot for his unapologetically over-the-top sensibility.

This one is my favorite:


RIP</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/7109292957493083670/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=7109292957493083670&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/7109292957493083670'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/7109292957493083670'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/11/ken-russell-rip.html' title='Ken Russell RIP'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/c2hl5Ee5_1E/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-1015054139088456231</id><published>2011-11-26T17:21:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-26T17:21:00.340-08:00</updated><title type='text'>This Week's Winning Tumblr: Ugly Renaissance Babies</title><summary type='text'>EXACTLY what it says.

This one is striking a Fuss pose, although he is somewhat more fortunate looking:
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/1015054139088456231/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=1015054139088456231&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/1015054139088456231'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/1015054139088456231'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/11/this-weeks-winning-tumblr-ugly.html' title='This Week&apos;s Winning Tumblr: Ugly Renaissance Babies'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5iDvPHo4_Ws/TtFibS8IDrI/AAAAAAAAALU/1z7ed5UgPe4/s72-c/uglybaby.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-4437440105376384229</id><published>2011-11-26T14:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-26T14:44:48.462-08:00</updated><title type='text'>true customer tales: cards</title><summary type='text'>mom and daughter come up to register.

mom: do you have any greeting cards?

me:  No, sorry.

daughter, looking aghast:  are you kidding me?

me: Nope! We stick to books.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/4437440105376384229/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=4437440105376384229&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/4437440105376384229'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/4437440105376384229'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/11/true-customer-tales-cards.html' title='true customer tales: cards'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-1805749109483966527</id><published>2011-11-26T12:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-26T12:37:04.680-08:00</updated><title type='text'>boxing:  Ron Lyle, RIP</title><summary type='text'>No deep insights, just noting the passing of another tremendous fighter from the greatest Heavyweight era.

Lyle was a tough assignment for anyone, and if he fell short of the elite what of it? 
He gave legit Hall of Famers all they could handle and then some.  

Witness: 





For my money the greatest of all Heavyweight brawls.

RIP.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/1805749109483966527/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=1805749109483966527&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/1805749109483966527'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/1805749109483966527'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/11/boxing-ron-lyle-rip.html' title='boxing:  Ron Lyle, RIP'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/_k1xPyEtbrI/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-5984381328325805014</id><published>2011-11-25T09:19:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-25T14:27:06.526-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Buy Nothing Day!</title><summary type='text'>Occupy Black Friday!


I don't know if the stench of retail desperation is ranker this year or if I'm just paying closer attention to the hysterical gyrations of our corporate overlords, intent on lashing the peons into a frenzy of consumption.  Something's changed though.  The whole Target kerfuffle coalesed my free floating disgust with 'Black Friday' as a social event.  

If anybody needs me </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/5984381328325805014/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=5984381328325805014&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/5984381328325805014'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/5984381328325805014'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/11/happy-buy-nothing-day.html' title='Happy Buy Nothing Day!'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-6288258915221306246</id><published>2011-11-23T07:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-23T08:16:39.464-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Fuss at the Movies</title><summary type='text'>A new Nick Park show turned up on Roku, Timmy Time.
Fuss predictably loves it, but this morning he wandered into the kitchen after an episode and inquired

"Hey, Dada....how does ANIMALS get into a SCHOOL?"


And the other day, during a screening of his current favorite movie A Town Called Panic (which is terrific, I recommend it for all ages):


he pulled up short and asked

"Dada, how do they </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/6288258915221306246/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=6288258915221306246&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/6288258915221306246'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/6288258915221306246'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/11/fuss-at-movies.html' title='Fuss at the Movies'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-8901544101999141923</id><published>2011-11-22T10:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-22T10:58:54.602-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Amazon Pepper Spray Reviews</title><summary type='text'>The Internet, our foremost purveyor of gallows humor.
And a screen grab in case something 'happens' to the listing:

Click to large-ify.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/8901544101999141923/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=8901544101999141923&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/8901544101999141923'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/8901544101999141923'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/11/amazon-pepper-spray-reviews.html' title='Amazon Pepper Spray Reviews'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WFwFXHgxJ3I/Tsvv829f1pI/AAAAAAAAALM/gY4RYMGb4bQ/s72-c/pepper+spray.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-9061371849138334268</id><published>2011-11-20T17:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-20T17:20:24.544-08:00</updated><title type='text'>True Customer Tales: More Bags</title><summary type='text'>me: Would you like a bag?

guy: No!  No, I'll just carry them.  A bag only causes problems.


And an earlier exchange:

me: would you like a bag?

gal: No thanks, I'll just put it in my purse and....save the world.  Or something.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/9061371849138334268/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=9061371849138334268&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/9061371849138334268'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/9061371849138334268'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/11/true-customer-tales-more-bags.html' title='True Customer Tales: More Bags'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-3020888342316640035</id><published>2011-11-20T16:53:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-20T16:53:18.383-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Blogroll: Emdot</title><summary type='text'>While I'm messing around with stuff, here's Marya's photo blog. 

Hat tip to Facebook for bringing it to my attention....fundamental evil aside, it has things to recommend it.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/3020888342316640035/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=3020888342316640035&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/3020888342316640035'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/3020888342316640035'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/11/blogroll-emdot.html' title='Blogroll: Emdot'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-2073282066130681116</id><published>2011-11-20T16:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-20T16:37:30.689-08:00</updated><title type='text'>true customer tales:</title><summary type='text'>Alt girl with super thick Charles Nelson Reilly eyeglasses shuffles up to counter.

Her: With, uh with everyone switching to KINDLES *giggle*, one of my pet peeves is losing the, uh, embossing on books?  So I was, uh, wondering if I could take, uh rubbings of some of your books?  On, like, vellum?  I'd be real careful!

Me: Yeah, uh, no.  But if you want to buy some books, you can do whatever you</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/2073282066130681116/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=2073282066130681116&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/2073282066130681116'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/2073282066130681116'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/11/true-customer-tales.html' title='true customer tales:'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-2120801115857644390</id><published>2011-11-20T15:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-20T16:40:11.673-08:00</updated><title type='text'>blogroll:  Greg, How Are You?</title><summary type='text'>A personal health blog by one of my oldest online friends (we met on a BBS in the early 90's) and a fundamentally good person.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/2120801115857644390/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=2120801115857644390&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/2120801115857644390'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/2120801115857644390'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/11/blogroll-greg-how-are-you.html' title='blogroll:  Greg, How Are You?'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-3340372920808517318</id><published>2011-11-19T12:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-19T12:57:59.535-08:00</updated><title type='text'>cooking: salsa chicken</title><summary type='text'>Without a doubt the simplest recipe I've ever shared, and yet...RIDICULOUSLY DELICIOUS.


For the crock pot, from the indispensable Not Your Mother's Slow Cooker Cookbook (it's Meeks cookbook, a gift from....her mother).  

ingredients

chicken
jarred or fresh salsa, 1 1/2 cups
cumin
chili powder
lime juice


dump chicken in crock, dump salsa over chicken, cook HIGH for 3 hours or LOW for 6.
add </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/3340372920808517318/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=3340372920808517318&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/3340372920808517318'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/3340372920808517318'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/11/cooking-salsa-chicken.html' title='cooking: salsa chicken'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-1716409436351616597</id><published>2011-11-18T20:06:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-18T20:06:53.848-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Netflix Summary Fail: A Clockwork Orange</title><summary type='text'>pulled from the streaming menu:

A teenage miscreant wanders aimlessly amid a bleak, futuristic urban landscape, drinking drugged milk and listening to Beethoven with his fellow "droogs." 
I dare anyone to come up with a less appealing (yet still factually accurate) summary.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/1716409436351616597/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=1716409436351616597&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/1716409436351616597'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/1716409436351616597'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/11/netflix-summary-fail-clockwork-orange.html' title='Netflix Summary Fail: A Clockwork Orange'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-7873844281573308380</id><published>2011-11-18T11:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-18T11:47:38.575-08:00</updated><title type='text'>morning with the fuss</title><summary type='text'>A few good bits this morning.

First, I'm looking for my cup of coffee.

"Hmmm, now where did I put my coffee?  Oh!  There it is!"

"Dada, I love you!  You're so GREAT at finding coffee!"

Next, I'm in the bedroom reading.  He comes rampaging in, sees me, climbs up on the bed and flops down next to me on his back, laying his hands on his chest and patting them gently.

"Now," he says, giving me a</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/7873844281573308380/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=7873844281573308380&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/7873844281573308380'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/7873844281573308380'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/11/morning-with-fuss_18.html' title='morning with the fuss'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13494035.post-1965143011700859423</id><published>2011-11-17T16:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-17T16:40:57.896-08:00</updated><title type='text'>true fuss tales: walk</title><summary type='text'>best quote from this evening's walk:


"Dogs kiss robots."


Sublimely gorgeous out there tonight.  We paused in the grove to throw handfuls of oak leaves at each other.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/feeds/1965143011700859423/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13494035&amp;postID=1965143011700859423&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/1965143011700859423'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13494035/posts/default/1965143011700859423'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stalinkiller.blogspot.com/2011/11/true-fuss-tales-walk.html' title='true fuss tales: walk'/><author><name>baxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01212016193695451737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://img26.echo.cx/img26/9611/sensei4qi.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
